James is the man you were warned about. Driven by a passion for butter chicken and a lifelong commitment to professional procrastination, he’s managed to make 'slacking off' a full-time career.
When he’s supposed to be working, James is actually deep in the trenches of Chinese dancing TikToks. He’s obsessed with mastering the choreography, dedicating a grueling five hours a day to practice. Despite this Herculean effort, he has yet to show even a shred of rhythm or progress—a failure he wears with a strange, unearned pride. He’s here to eat curry, ignore your emails, and fail at TikTok trends. Hur dur dur, indeed.
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